Poo Quote #41

There is no need to sharpen your poo into a spear; poo is a weapon in itself.

Poo Quote #81

If you teach a monkey to poo, make sure not to teach it how to throw.

Poo Quote #63

The bell rung, the poo was gathered, everyone met in the center of the town.
submitted by Greg.

Poo Quote #60

Hockey would be much better,
if they used poo instead of a puck.

Poo Quote #145

Robots cannot be trusted, because they cannot poo.
all poo quotes

Poo Quote #36

Never Judge a Man Until You've Seen a Mile of His Poo.

Poo Quote # 102

There is Poo at the Bottom of the Ocean.

Poo Quote #171

Emo kids poo various shades of gray.

Poo Quote #58

Submitted by Greg

Poo Art

"Poo Cycle"

"Untitled" (Submitted by Greg)

Poo Quote #6

Poo exists in the past and the future, but it lives in the present.

Poo Quote #160

If life exists on other planets, poo exists on other planets.

Poo Quote #5

Contrary to popular belief, the poo of a bull is no less credible than the poo of any other living creature.

Poo Quote #3

Space and time will stop when poo hits the fan.

all poo quotes

Poo Quote #67

A poo necklace attracts more attention than it’s worth.

Poo Quote #4

Food has but one purpose, to be eaten and converted into poo.

Poo Quote #2

A poo in the bowl is worth two in the colon.

all poo quotes

Poo Quote #1

You can eat poo; you can fling poo, but don’t strap poo to your feet jump out of a helicopter and expect to live.

Wiretapping the Garden of Eden

Eavesdropping.

Eve's Dropping.

Stool Softener?

Stool Softener.

Stool Softener.